Early Doors

Overreaction Theatre: The worst player in football history

By the time Branislav Ivanovic had rifled Chelsea ahead at the Etihad Stadium, Twitter was awash with disgruntled fans expressing their disbelief that Manuel Pellegrini had entrusted the role of midfield general upon Martin Demichelis.

Come on Jason, he wasn't that bad.

Unfortunately the transfer window is closed…

Got to love Jose. He always gets his tactics spot on.

These tweets might bring brief relief to glum United fans.

At least his parents would be proud...

Elsewhere... no you are not better than Cameron Jerome, who is a better footballer than anyone you know. And a hatty? Serious, fam? #KMT

There was a time when “moyesout” Tweets would have made it on this list. Now that is no guarantee. Indeed, the ‘stand by your man’ brigade are sounding increasingly desperate…

This fella thinks you can equate Dortmund’s iffy season to United’s. Because Dortmund aren’t currently third in the Bundesliga, and did not win the title and reach the Champions League final under Klopp. Oh no, they didn’t.

Shut up. Just shut it.

Everton 0-1 Aston Villa

Everton 2-1 Aston Villa