Early Doors

Overreaction Theatre: Arsenal v Chelsea = park football

Oh go on then. Peruse his full Twitter feed for the whole meltdown, but here are some titbits from Piers Morgan's running commentary on Arsenal's goalless draw with Chelsea...

(He's better looking than you, chin-face)

Hang on, you were loving Weng two weeks ago?

Many found the game a bit of a snooze-fest...

This isn't exactly an overreaction but fair point...

Only a Liverpool fan would agree with this sentiment – Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are arguably the two greatest players to ever walk this earth. Suarez needs at least two more seasons of this:

One user points out that, for all his class, Suarez’s career tally for Liverpool matches Cristiano Ronaldo’s record this year alone:

No they can’t, and no they won’t:

From one extreme to the other...

Lord Sugar – good at business, bad at Twitter

Gnarls Barkley?