GOOD LAD - With a match-winning brace for Man City at CSKA Moscow, Sergio Aguero has undoubtedly earned his pat on the head.
WOOF, WOOF - Galatasaray goalscorer Felipe Melo one-ups Aguero in the canine stakes.
I AM ZLATAN - And Zlatan capped his 36-minute hat-trick for PSG at Anderlecht with this absolute screamer.
LEAVE THAT TO THE STARS, SERGIO - Mr. Ramos has qualified for Brazil with Spain. Perhaps he'll bring these failed tekkers with him?
IT ACTUALLY WENT IN THIS TIME - Stefan Kiessling celebrates a (legitimate) goal for Bayer Leverkusen against Shakhtar Donetsk.
FUNTIME FRANKIE - Two-goal Ribery got the show on the road from the spot as champions Bayern Munich romped to victory against minnows Viktoria Plzen.
LURKING IN THE SHADOWS - Sir Alex Ferguson haunts Old Trafford like Jacob Marley.