At the time of writing, the plans for the Stoke Sentinel’s Tony Pulis 16-page souvenir supplement were still up in the air.

But doubtless the production will be straight forward, without frill or artifice, getting to the point with minimum fuss, a route one publication.

Arsenal fans may disagree, but we’ll miss Pulis. In his tracksuit and cap he was the manager who most resembled a touchline dad, ranting and shouting his way through a Premier League season. In press conferences he always stood up, perhaps to convey a message of urgency and momentum. Either that, or he suffered from some

David Beckham, Paul Scholes, Michael Owen, Jamie Carragher, Phil Neville: looking at those who are about to take their last touch in competitive football this weekend, you’d think England must have had quite a team at one stage. Sure, most of them have been engaged in a long ceremonial departure for much of the last five years, but at their peak they represented some flowering of talent.

Add in those senior thirtysomethings who will still be playing next season - Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand, John Terry and the Cole boys, Joe and Ashley - and the international trophies surely

As he stood in the Emirates technical area on Tuesday night, sodden in the unceasing rain, watching his team crumple in front of him, heading for the Premier League trapdoor, Roberto Martinez was aware he was in the most unusual position.

He may have presided over relegation, he may have been in charge as his club was removed from the top division just as the television income is about to go into orbit, but how his employer wants him to stick around.

How unlike the club 15 miles down the road.

At Manchester City, they could hardly wait to jettison a boss whose finishing position in the league

A six year contract: that is quite a statement of faith in David Moyes by Manchester United. Never mind that he has managed no more than two matches in the Champions League, never mind that he has added not a single piece of silverware to the Goodison Park trophy room during his decade at Everton, United clearly believe he is the man for the long haul. That is why they appointed him to replace Sir Alex Ferguson, rather than a quick fixer like Jose Mourinho: they want him to hang around for a while.

Ferguson's fingerprints are all over the decision to appoint Moyes. Most managers are quickly

After what he termed the “absolute disaster” of his last ceremonial retirement announcement back in 2001, Sir Alex Ferguson said that next time he would go suddenly and without fanfare.  A dozen years later he was as good as his word.

Following a night of fevered speculation in which a leak from the Manchester United players’ annual golf day spun round the ether, United revealed this morning that it was indeed the case.

The greatest manager in the history of the game in this country was to vacate the dugout immediately after the final game of the season against West Bromwich. He will take up

This Sunday lunchtime a great career will reach a final milestone. Jamie Carragher will play in his last Mersey derby.

Already we know how it will pan out. There will be a last-second tackle to rob Maroune Fellaini of a goal-scoring chance, there will be a lot of pointing out where colleagues should be standing at a corner, there will be a lengthy lecture to the referee on the minutiae of the offside rule. And there will be the kind of focus and commitment that, if bottled, could transform footballers in this country.

That’s what Harry Redknapp and Alan Pardew needed to give their players as

Whoever was the comedian shouting in Gabriel Clarke’s ear to curtail his interview with Jose Mourinho last night after Real Madrid had been eliminated from the Champions League, you can bet the Professional Footballers Association have already booked him for next year’s annual dinner.

Just as the great man was about to tell us where he was heading next year, Clarke was obliged to cut him off. There were adverts to be shown, after all. It is not often anyone leaves Mourinho speechless. But Clarke’s savage cut left him perfecting his goldfish impression.

Or at least that was how it looked. I’m

There are many lessons English football can learn from its German counterpart.

As the Bundesliga suddenly becomes the new source of football fashion, the list of things it does rather well is extensive. There is the attitude to youth development which ensures youngsters get a proper chance to shine. There is the clear-headed approach to finance which means no club would ever be in a position to sink into administration.

And there is the rational stance on fan culture which allows supporters not to have to break the bank for a match ticket and when they turn up, lets them stand watching a game,