At 7:00 am, the only thing Maradona wanted to do was keep dancing.
Sadly, the Buenos Aires nightclub hosting his party session was closing up since normal people have things to do around that time of day.
But Maradona - whose night out was reportedly linked to a business conference - does not stand for those types of shenanigans, so he pleaded with the owner to keep the beat alive.
Accompanied by his 22-year-old fiancee, Rocio Olivera, Maradona asked the club owner for another half hour of tunes.
When the owner declined, Maradona said: "If you do not play more music, I'll have (Argentina secretary of commerce Guillermo) Moreno close this place because Moreno is with me and you'll suck ****."
Unbeknown to Maradona at the time, he was being filmed while he made the threats.
Here he is balancing a glass of beer on his head in a more enjoyable part of the night...
Brooks Peck, Yahoo! / Dirty Tackle